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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...

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Yes, yet again I had one heck of a messed up dream. Luckily for you, I didn't have four of the things again, so this post won't be quite as long as the last.

It started off at a beach party at Praa Sands. We were all sitting and chatting at the top of the beach when we began to notice the tide was rising pretty quickly. Before we knew it, it had risen up to us, and we could see rays (private joke: 'I feed a ray, but not a butterfly, cos Vicky's mum doesn't like butterflies') and other things in the water, so everyone started to panic. As there was no other way to escape, we began to climb up the cliff behind us. Well, it was less of a cliff and more like a vertical, very high sand dune. The problem with it being a sand dune was that unless you got a clump of strong grass, any grip would just crumble, so lots of people were falling. I remember I stopped Mel Berry from falling very far, and helped another girl called Rosie climb up, but that's about it. Really, I should have also been one of these people because I have no upper-arm strength at all, and I would have probably stood a better chance trying to swim somewhere rather than climbing. But, as it was a dream, I had suddenly discovered the pro-climber in me.

Eventually, I made it to the top of the sand dune cliff thing to find a building in front of me. Except from where I was right then, it looked more like a concert stage as it was open to me, but surrounded by three other walls. I walked inside to find some platforms over water. I jumped across these to the other side of this room, to find the next room was similar to this, but the platforms were positioned differently. There were three rooms like this in total.

OK, now how I got from crossing platforms to the next bit is a bit blurry, but I know that it was connected because it was the same style of room. The next part of the dream I remember is - wait for it - I was giving birth. Bit wierd not only considering I was climbing walls and jumping platforms, but I didn't have a whale of a stomach! I can also assure you I wasn't in hospital either, unless the new decor scheme for hospitals is dark green and black. So, after a bit of huffing and puffing, out pops a baby. It's handed to me, and then I put it down in an incubator. As I stand up, I look down to find that I'm wearing Victorian-style clothing, though I'm not bothered at all by it. I then leave the baby and walk outside the room.

I wonder around what I thought was some sort of maze when I bump into Dan, who is also wearing Victoria-style clothing. He tells me we're in a disused prison which had a famous serial killer in it at one time, whose name began with J. If anyone just so happens to know any serial killers with a name beginning with J, please tell me cos you never know, might be interesting.

After a while, we made our way out of the prison to a hall with lots of people I know that were all wearing Victorian-style clothing. Dan was complaining about the fact he wanted to go around again, but I said I didn't want to go, so he stopped. I went over to Mel and sat down with her on a very small bench (it was just about wide enough to fit both of us on it). As I was talking to her, I heard Will Sirl next to me starting to talk to me about this right yellow flower he had, but I just ignored him. Once he was finished, I turned to him, smiled and nodded way too enthusiatically. As I turned to talk to Mel again, Dan (who was sitting quite far away from me) began talking to me about a blue flower he had (WTF is with flowers?!). He told me he was going to name it Edwards Wood, and asked me if I come with his to find somewhere outside to plant it. I said no because the show was about to start, and to my left, the curtains on stage began to part.

This girl wearing dungerees skipped on stage. I swear, she had the brightest red hair you've ever seen, and it was tied up two pigtails that were curled into one big curl each. And then she started to sing...Humpty Dumpty. And she sounded like Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins). She then skipped over the door, and let someone esle on stage, and then she began to sind another verse of Humpty Dumpty which I can't remember all of. All I do remember was the first three lines were something about using rye, spoon and a fork to fix Humpty Dumpty back together. Then the last line was 'But they couldn't put time back together again'.

That's it unfortunately, as straight after this, my stepdad woke me up to tell me I had to have a shower because the water was going to be turned off. Interesting, right?

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